KLUTZY MOVES

“You two could have been a couple of stumblebums. How was I to know you just a little short of perfect?” (Death Ride)

Starsky and Hutch
• Hutch almost falls off the balcony. (Murder on Stage 17)
• Hutch bangs his head on the hospital light, twice. (Black and Blue)
• Hutch bangs his head on the upraised hood of his car. (Jojo)
• Hutch bumbles around with his cowboy hat and other stuff at Marsha’s. (Tap Dancing)
• Hutch bumps his head on Kenny Adachi’s head in a bow. (Dandruff)
• Hutch bumps his head on the red paper Christmas bell at Mike’s. (Little Girl Lost)
• Hutch bumps his head on the top of the inner van door. (Death Ride)
• Hutch bumps into a man in a chair. (Murder on Stage 17)
• Hutch bumps into porch and pulls finial off the porch railing, twice. (Targets 2)
• Hutch bumps into Starsky and Marianne while dancing. (Tap Dancing)
• Hutch bumps Stafford's face with his sombrero. (Murder at Sea)
• Hutch bumps into the DJ’s booth while dancing. (Discomania)
• Hutch bumps into the man coming out of the mens’ room. (Sweet Revenge)
• Hutch catches his finger in Ellis’ briefcase after his capture. (Dandruff)
• Hutch complains Starsky made him look like “a jerk in front of the jury by telling them I missed the hit man and ran into the still.” (Moonshine)
• Hutch cuts his hand on a fence. (Fatal Charm)
• Hutch cuts his hand with a knife while chopping vegetables. (Survival)
• Hutch dancing with Lizzie is one long klutzy moment. (Discomania)
• Hutch drives his car into a tree. (Satan’s Witches)
• Hutch drops a newspaper on the floor of the squad room. (Foxy Lady)
• Hutch drops his briefcase. (Groupie)
• Hutch drops his brochures. (Groupie)
• Hutch drops his cup of coffee. (Murder Ward)
• Hutch drops old pizza on the floor. (Foxy Lady)
• Hutch drops something small, black and heavy as he fusses with his hair at the ballroom. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Hutch falls as he leans on railing of he and Starsky’s fixer upper. (Heroes)
• Hutch falls off a chair in the truck. (Action)
• Hutch falls off of his chair. (Groupie)
• Hutch falls on the desk at employment agency. (Targets 2)
• Hutch falls over trying to get his hat unattached from his pants. (Murder at Sea)
• Hutch forgets the top to the blender before turning it on. (Little Girl Lost, Pariah)
• Hutch gets his scarf caught in Belle’s door. (Targets 2)
• Hutch gets hit in the eye by the green pop-up toy he pushes down on the pool table. (Photo Finish)
• Hutch gets squished in a door by Captain Ryan. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Hutch gets squished in a door by Dobey. (Vampire)
• Hutch gets tangled up in pants and hat. (Murder at Sea)
• Hutch is rammed by Madame’s door. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Hutch is thrown into a chair by Madame. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Hutch knocks over the desk at employment agency. (Targets 2)
• Hutch lifts his head when hiding in the locker room and bangs it on the payphone. (Deadly Imposter)
• Hutch loses his hat on a ceiling light. (Game)
• Hutch pours hot coffee on his hand. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Hutch pours hot coffee on Starsky’s arm. (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
• Hutch rips Starsky’s suit while tearing off the rental tag. (Photo Finish)
• Hutch runs into a door in the dark, “Ow, damn door.” (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Hutch runs into a glass door. (Body Worth Guarding)
• Hutch runs into Joey at Bouvet’s booth. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Hutch runs into service cart in Andre’s. (Bust Amboy)
• Hutch runs into Starsky’s wings in the ring. (Golden Angel)
• Hutch runs Starsky’s wheelchair into the wall. (Murder Ward)
• Hutch spills his drink on Daimier in truck. (Action)
• Hutch spits coffee out in surprise at hearing about the Brahms tickets. (Targets 2)
• Hutch sprays beer on his and Slate’s face. (Strange Justice)
• Hutch steps on Kathy’s foot while dancing. (Fatal Charm)
• Hutch stumbles in front of gals. (Satan’s Witches)
• Hutch stumbles on his way into the Guillermo Bar. (Velvet Jungle)
• Hutch stumbles on the pier. (Tap Dancing)
• Hutch stumbles on the ropes going into ring to fight Eddie Bell. (Omaha Tiger)
• Hutch stumbles on the stairs to stage. (Long Walk)
• Hutch stumbles over a chair in the bar robbery. (Psychic)
• Hutch stumbles when he gets up to greet Gillian at the bowling alley. (Gillian)
• Hutch tips a table over on Starsky. (Murder on Stage 17)
• Hutch tries to open door with chain lock still on it. (Cover Girl)
• Hutch trips on his way to shake Phelps’ hand. (Heroes)
• Hutch trips on the stairs three times. (Murder on Stage 17)
• Hutch trips over the ropes in the wrestling ring. (Golden Angel)
• Hutch trips over vacuum in his house. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Hutch trips over vacuum in Starsky’s house. (Blindfold)
• Hutch turns and runs into Harvey the butler. (Photo Finish)
• Hutch walks into a glass door at the Washington Square Towers. (Targets 2)
• Starsky and Hutch bump into each other on the hotel walkway. (Specialist)
• Starsky and Hutch bump into each other on the way out of Harry Ashford’s hotel room. (Avenger)
• Starsky causes papers to fall from the interviewer’s hands. (Targets 2)
• Starsky falls into the dining room hallway at Gung Ho’s. (Iron Mike)
• Starsky falls off the balcony. (Murder on Stage 17)
• Starsky falls on the floor in Chief Ryan’s office. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Starsky falls on the floor with luggage. (Playboy Island)
• Starsky knocks over a drugstore display. (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Starsky makes two attempts with the Torino’s door handle, outside Carol’s house. (Crying Child)
• Starsky misses a chair and falls on the floor. (Trap)
• Starsky spills popcorn on Jane and Bobette at The Playpen. (Vampire)
• Starsky steps on dance partner’s toes. (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Starsky stumbles at the bar when he goes in the back to find out about Denise. (Bounty Hunter)
• Starsky stumbles a lot but he has a good excuse. (A Coffin for Starsky, Quadromania, Avenger)
• Starsky stumbles at the Jungle Club. (Bounty Hunter)
• Starsky stumbles off the porch. (Satan’s Witches)
• Starsky stumbles on his way out of the store. (Committee)
• Starsky stumbles on the stairs on the way out of the Garvey apartment. (Iron Mike)
• Starsky stumbles through a door with a golf club bag. (Playboy Island)
• Starsky trips on the stairs coming out of the gym. (Omaha Tiger)
• Starsky trips over a chair. (Murder on Stage 17)
• Starsky trips over Hutch during his cuffing of the “lady” robber. (Psychic)
• Starsky walks into a post. (Murder on Stage 17)
• Starsky whacks his head on ceiling over the pool. (Groupie)

Dobey
• Dobey nearly strangles Hutch by pulling him off mat and getting Hutch’s neck caught in ropes. (Golden Angel)
• Dobey leans on Buddy Owen’s hospital tray, which collapses. (Dandruff)