OPENING LINES
”I must be crazy. I
must have some sort of a death wish.”
(Iron
Mike)
• Pilot =
“I hope we get back to the place by 1:00.”
• Savage Sunday = “Confidence, Huey, confidence.”
• Texas Longhorn = “Hey Mr., thank you for stopping. We had
some trouble with the car.”
• Death Ride = “DA says ten o’clock sharp. Right to the
second, Baby. Precision.”
• Snowstorm = “Hey Hutch, hey.” “Crandell’s five minutes
late.”
• Fix = “Starsky, you want to write this one up? I gotta
call to make.”
• Death Notice = “Please, that girl. I meet her someplace,
yes?”
• Pariah = “Hi yourself.” “I thought you might want to know
your partner’s here.”
• Kill Huggy Bear = “I’ll take that.” “Beat it, punk.”
• Bait = “How many times you going to count that, Starsk?”
• Lady Blue = “What do you mean you don’t have me listed as
a member?”
• Captain Dobey, You’re Dead = “Open it up.”
• Terror on the Docks = “I’m glad your dad didn’t live to
see this day.”
• Deadly Imposter = “Okay Mrs. McMillan, just what kind of
a car was it that you had stolen.”
• Shootout = “As I said before, a man is safe in the shadow
of the flower of the Himalayas.”
• Hostages = “That was Scotty Kane playing 'Ease My Mind'
on this bright and chipper Friday morning.”
• Losing Streak = “This is Zebra Three. Request a Code
Seven at Dody’s, 5th and Willow.”
• Silence = “Do you want to take this?”
• Omaha Tiger = “Where’s he going?” “If you ever catch him,
you can ask him.”
• Jojo = “When’s he gonna show? We’ve been waiting all
bloody morning.”
• Running = “Hey, look at those ducks.”
• A Coffin for Starsky = “Oh, no. I can’t. No. I can’t.
Please.”
• Bounty Hunter = “Hutch, it’s right here in black and
white.”
• Las Vegas Strangler = “Uh, Grable, Grable, Grable.”
• Murder at Sea = “Hold it. Thanks.” “How’s it look?”
“Messy.”
• Gillian = “It’s Lonely.”
• Bust Amboy= “Now those are definitely not ladies in
mourning.”
• Vampire = “I love you, Maria. I will always love you.”
• Specialist = “No, I’ll move that.” “Alex, won’t you
reconsider and fly home with me.”
• Tap Dancing = “Ramon, when do we dip?”
• Vendetta = “Tommy? Tommy? You here? Tommy, no.”
• Nightmare = “I just don’t get it.” “Well, it’s not the
end of the world you know.”
• Iron Mike = “I must be crazy. I must have some sort of a
death wish.”
• Little Girl Lost = “Merry Christmas, ho, ho, ho.”
• Bloodbath = “I’ve seen cars, man. I’ve seen cars from
Mars.”
• Psychic = “Where’s he going?” “If you ever catch him, you
can ask him.”
• Set-Up = “Here, let me help you.” “Terry, I’m not that
delicate.”
• Survival = “Okay, let’s run this thing down one more
time. When you’re ready to have us come in, you say the
code word.”
• Starsky’s Lady = “Hornets, Hornets, rah, rah, rah.”
• Huggy Bear and the Turkey= “Mr. and Mrs. Irving Caplan.
They’re $100 behind to my father.”
• Committee = “Starsky, these are top of the line,
pedigreed and they come with papers.”
• Velvet Jungle = “Elena, murder, matar, matar.”
• Long Walk = “He’s a rodeo cowboy, he follows the circuit,
where top money’s paid, that’s where he’ll be found.”
• Murder on Stage 17 = “Okay, let’s shoot this after lunch,
with effects.”
• Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty = “Hey Oscar. Come on Oscar,
open up.”
• Playboy Island = “Starsky, you’re going to love it.”
• Fatal Charm = “’Pussycat went to sea, in a beautiful
pea-green boat.’”
• Rosey Malone = “Oh come on, Starsk. We’ve only got five
miles to go and we can call it a morning.”
• Murder Ward = “Delivering one bull-goose looney.”
• Death in a Different Place = “Yeah, all right. What are
you going to do this time.”
• Crying Child = “I just don’t get it.” “Well, it’s not the
end of the world you know.”
• Heroes = “I’m telling you, it’s the only way to go. The
way property is going up now, we’ll double our money.”
• Plague = “’The white zone is for the immediate unloading
and loading of passengers only.”
• Collector = “Out drinking with the boys again , eh Lee?”
• Manchild on the Streets = “Here we go. Over there. Here
it is.”
• Action = “Hot damn, you chumps. What is this guy? A
pacifist.”
• Heavyweight = “Hey, Jake.”
• Body Worth Guarding = “You ever wonder why?”
• Trap = “Wait until you see this watch!”
• Satan’s Witches = “Hey what a terrific guy Dobey is to
give us his cabin for four days, huh?”
• Class in Crime = “You left the scope in the van, you
know.”
• Hutchinson for Murder One = “They get you any way they
can, they really do.”
• Foxy Lady = “They just got off the bus.”
• Partners = “Smell that, would you?” “Yeah, the smog’s
real heavy.”
• Quadromania = “Hey, mister. You need a cab?”
• Deckwatch = “Hungry? Thought you might like some dinner
before we go out.”
• Discomania = “’Intimidation: Controlling People for Love
or Money.’”
• Game = “’When it appears to you where this begins, turn
your displeasure that way. For our faults can never be so
equal that your love can equally move with them. Provide
you going. Choose your own company and command what cost
your heart has mind to.’”
• Blindfold = “That should just about do it. Okay, open
sesame.”
• Photo Finish = “I don’t know, Marcie. Maybe we ought to
go get a pizza and hang out at the pier today?”
• Moonshine = “Don’t sweat it, Virgil. We’ve got enough now
to turn the county reservoir into lemonade.”
• Strange Justice = “Hey, wait a minute. I mean that’s a
police parking lot.”
• Avenger = “It’s an overhead can eight with four-barrel
carbs. Thing corners like a dream.”
• Dandruff = “Well, I’ve lived with it, oh, oh…I’m
sorry…You’ve got yourself all wet.”
• Black and Blue = “Pick a color.”
• Groupie = “What time is it?” “6:00 am.”
• Cover Girl = “Yeah. Hutchinson. I’m a detective. Hold on
a minute please. Okay. Now you want to report an assault
with a deadly weapon?”
• Starsky’s Brother = “So Mrs. Krupp, you say that your
husband’s head just accidentally got in the way of your
baseball bat?”
• Golden Angel = “One, two, three, four…” “Hammer, wanna
work on the slam?”
• Ballad for a Blue Lady = “What do you got?” “11:15.”
“You’ve seen Lou?” “Yeah, left at 10:00.”
• Birds of a Feather = “Come on, Sweetheart.” “What are we
doing?” “Here we go.”
• Ninety Pounds of Trouble = “Why don’t you try going to
bed at night? You’d better throw some coffee down.”
• Huggy Can’t Go Home = “I mean, huh, how come they don’t
bust some of them blue-eyed johns, man? I ask you that. I
know I ain’t no innocent, but I sure couldn’t be turning
some tricks if there weren’t some dudes going for it, man.”
• Targets 1 = “Did you see that bald man in the front row,
the one with the gold tooth? Every time he smiled, I
thought I would go blind.”
• Targets 2 = “Hi. Just in case of showers. It’s a nice
little car, huh?”
• Targets 3 = “Hey, what kind of car do you want?
Low-profile or fancy?”
• Starsky vs. Hutch = “Bon soir.” “Bon soir, Monsieur
Joey.”
• Sweet Revenge = “Mr. Lancaster?” “Thank you, Mr. Bates.”