PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
"Hey, do you have any
idea how beautiful your eyes
become when you are angry?" (Bounty
Hunter)
also see, Bodies and
Care also see, Big
Starsky Smiles
People
comment Starsky and Hutch don’t seem/look like cops
•
Barnes says, “Cops, huh? You don't look like cops to me."
Hutch replies, "Well, we believe in understatement." (Omaha
Tiger)
• One of the bad guys Hutch holds at gunpoint at the
elevator says, “That’s a pretty funny line for a pig.”
(Targets 1)
• “You guys really cops?” Amy asks Starsky, looking
suspicious. (Hostages)
• Father Delacourt thinks they dress worse than the bad
guys. "Well, now, tell me
something, with you two dressed like that, what’s there
left for the criminals to wear?" (Terror on the
Docks)
•
Flashy Floyd says, “I thought it was a robbery, fellas. You
cops don’t even look like cops anymore.”
(Specialist)
•
George says, “That’s funny, they don’t look like cops.” He
thinks they sound like cops though. (Death Ride)
• The salesman thinks Starsky and Hutch are there to hold
him up. “These days you can’t tell the cops from the
robbers.” (Cover Girl)
• Sharon complains about having to scour thrift shops for
clothes similar to Starsky and Hutch. (Starsky and Hutch
Are Guilty)
• Paula comments Hutch looks like a “chairman of the
board.” (Photo Finish)
• Seeing them in their regular clothes, Basil Monk tells
Starsky and Hutch, “You were a touch less gamey yesterday”
(Photo Finish)
• Guy Mayer chortles, “You look like clowns!” (Crying
Child)
• “I should know a couple of grungy dudes like you would be
the heat,” Joey says. (Trap)
• Officer Harding asks Hutch if he and Starsky are going to
pose as parking attendants at Fever. (Discomania)
• Kingston says about Starsky, “Man, they let anyone on the
force these days.” (Quadromania)
• Sharman asks Starsky if he is "some kind of male nurse."
(Running)
• Sharman tells Starsky he looks like Mother Cabrini.
(Running)
• One of the women at the Play Pen asks Starsky and Hutch,
"Are you guys really cops?" (Vampire)
Beards, mostly on bad guys
•
bad guys (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead, Huggy Bear and the
Turkey, Las Vegas Strangler, Nightmare, Satan’s Witches,
Strange Justice, Trap, Bust Amboy, Ninety Pounds of
Trouble)
• good guys (Las Vegas Strangler,
Set-Up)
Fake mustaches and fake
hair
•
Starsky and Hutch (Huggy Bear and the Turkey, Dandruff)
• Starsky (Murder Ward, Tap Dancing)
• Hutch (Dandruff)
Beard for Dobey:
•
Playboy Island
• Rosey Malone
Moustache for Huggy
•
Trap
• Hutchinson for Murder One
• Heavyweight
• Vampire
• Sweet Revenge
• Psychic
Individual tattoos
• There are rows of fishes up John Brown Harris’s arm.
(Texas Longhorn)
• The butterfly one on the woman at Rae’s is “distracting.”
(Texas Longhorn)
• The Liberty Bell is what Lord Harry tattooed on a woman’s
behind. (Murder at Sea)
• Lord Harry would do a black widow spider for Starsky and
Hutch. (Murder at Sea)
• Lord Harry can do a red heart with inscription, “Born to
make whoopee.” (Murder at Sea)
• Jane and Bobette’s phone number Starsky claims, is
“tattooed on my brain.” (Vampire)
• Rae has a hula dancer tattoo on her right bicep. (Texas
Longhorn)
Comments on Hutch’s blond
hair
•
The fellow gambler calls Hutch “Blondie.” (Action)
• Huggy calls Hutch “Blondie.” (Targets 3, Avenger,
Starsky’s Brother)
• Kingston calls Hutch “Blondie.” (Quadromania)
• Goodson tells Chambers, “She might go for blonds.” (Rosey
Malone)
• Starsky tells Hutch to have whatever “your blond heart
desires.” (Silence)
• Starsky tells Hutch he wouldn’t have recognized him with
his "blond tuft" of hair. (Long Walk)
• Starsky calls Hutch’s basketball team, “The Blond Blintz
Buffalo.” (Starsky’s Lady)
• Starsky gives Hutch the CB handle “Blond Blintz.”
(Set-Up)
• Starsky calls Hutch “Blondie.”(Bust Amboy, Body Worth
Guarding)
• The Grossmans tell Gillian, "We know all about this big,
blond friend of yours." (Gillian)
• The hick outside the bar calls Hutch “Blondie.”
(Moonshine)
• The woman at the Cellar that asks Hutch to dance calls
him “Blondie.” (Avenger)
• Starsky calls Hutch “Tall Blond Genius.” (Game)
• Starsky calls Hutch “Big Blond Beauty.” (Plague)
• Artie says part two of his plan “is a blond cop.”
(Vendetta)
• Artie says he wants that “blond cop” looking up at him on
the street. (Vendetta)
• Artie tells Tommy to hurt the "blond cop's blond
girlfriend." (Vendetta)
• Marty comments Alex “doesn’t like blonds.” (Targets 3)
• Starsky says in his supposed trance, “Oh tall, blond man,
protect this dummy.” (Playboy Island)
• Ernie refers to Hutch as “the blond one.” (Game)
• Huggy calls Hutch his “blond brother.” (Ballad for a Blue
Lady)
• Starsky tells Huggy, “I’ve got a beautiful blond coming
to meet me.” It is unclear if he means Kira or Hutch.
(Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Minnie asks Starsky, “You taking care of that gorgeous
blond sergeant?” It is unclear if she means Kira or Hutch.
(Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Dobey calls the Webster Clinic about the “blond guy” that
checked in. (Game)
• Hutch refers to his own blondness. (Starsky and Hutch Are
Guilty, Body Worth Guarding, Death in a Different Place)
• Sugar Plum likes Hutch's blond hair. (Death in a
Different Place)
• Anna comments about the very blond babies she and Hutch
would make together. (Body Worth Guarding)
Comments on Starsky’s
curly hair
•
Alex, Marty says, doesn’t like curly hair. (Targets 3)
• The gambler in Las Vegas calls Starsky “Curly Top.” (Las
Vegas Strangler)
• Stella calls Starsky “Curly.” (Golden Angel)
• Dolly calls Starsky “Curly.”
(Moonshine)
Comments on Starsky and
Hutch’s physical good looks
• Anita says of Hutch,
even in a gorilla mask she “would recognize that pretty
partner of yours.” (Game)
• Angel tells Hutch, "You're cute." (Texas Longhorn)
• Mrs. Zelinka comments on Starsky's face, calling it
"gorgeous." Hutch agrees saying, "its ravishing." (Murder
at Sea)
• Lou Brownley tells Hutch regarding Starsky, “He’s cute.”
(Velvet Jungle)
• “Greta Wren” / Dora Pruitt says of Hutch she “doesn’t
forget men with such well-honed features.” (Photo Finish)
• Huggy calls Hutch “Mr. America.” (Trap)
• Huggy calls Hutch the “Police Department’s Number One
Beach Boy.” (Body Worth Guarding)
• Olivia the waitress says Starsky is “as cute as a teddy
bear.” (Losing Streak)
• Rae calls Hutch “Gorgeous.” (Texas Longhorn)
• Nurse Bonnie says, “You guys are so cute.” (Partners)
• Roy Sears calls Hutch “Golden Boy.” (Groupie)
• Marcie tells Starsky, after Hutch’s insult, “Don’t listen
to him; you look gorgeous.” (Photo Finish)
• Vanessa tells Hutch, “Good looking partners are awfully
hard to come by.” (Hutchinson for Murder
One)
Starsky and Hutch’s verbal
comments regarding their physical attractiveness and/or
prowess with chicks
•
Starsky tells Hutch, “I got a way with women,” after Madame
Yram comes on to him. (Hostages)
• Hutch tells Starsky, as he prowls toward Jane and
Bobette, “Watch the master at work.” (Vampire)
• Starsky firms up après date plans with Hutch, “Suppose
that we’re as irresistible, suave and debonyer (sic) as
usual…” (Vampire)
• Starsky tells Hutch, “I can’t help it,” after Olivia
calls him ‘cute as a teddy bear.” (Losing Streak)
• Hutch to Starsky, “What the lady wants the lady gets;
it’s called technique, Starsk.” (Bounty Hunter)
• Starsky tells Emily, “I happen to be one fascinating
subject.” (Blindfold)
• Hutch to Starsky after dancer comes on to him, “It’s
technique, Starsk, all technique.” (Bounty Hunter)
• Hutch tells Starsky, "It's not just to make me more
healthy, it's to maintain my already fantastic physical
condition." (Silence)
• Hutch tells Starsky, “You’re in great shape.” (Rosey
Malone)
• Hutch to Starsky, “Amazing the power I have over women,”
after goofing for girls out of window. (Targets 1)
• Starsky asks Hutch, “Tired of looking at my pretty face?”
(Plague)
• Hutch asks, “Fettuccine, huh?” Starsky replies, “Some of
us got it.” (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Starsky tells Ginger/Alice, “Aside from the fact that you
find me irresistibly attractive,” in regards to why he is
at her apartment. (Committee)
• Starsky tells Hutch Ginger/Alice “just might be another
lady that can’t resist my adorable charms.” (Committee)
• Starsky asks Meredith, “What’s a hundred and ten pound
woman going to do to protect my fragile features?” (Black
and Blue)
• Starsky tells Meredith, “I’m worried about my beautiful
body.” (Black and Blue)
• Starsky tells Hutch, “What this job calls for is a little
flair, a little charisma,” insinuating Hutch doesn’t have
them, but he does. (Avenger)
•
Emily calls Starsky handsome, and he replies, “Would I lie
to you about a thing like that?” (Blindfold)
• Hutch asks Kate, “Do you think people in hospitals using
bedpans are any less beautiful that you [a super model] or
me?” (Cover Girl)
• Hutch says to Starsky, regarding his prowess with Phelps,
“I just don’t want to take advantage of you, that’s all. “
(Heroes)
• Starsky says of Phelps, “Did you see the way she is
checking me out?” (Heroes)
• Hutch corrects Starsky’s assumption Phelps is looking at
Starsky; “No, she’s looking at me.” (Heroes)
Known about Starsky and
Hutch’s bodies
•
Hutch’s suit size is a 40. (Photo Finish)
• Hutch has a scar on his lower left back. (Groupie)
• Hutch’s blood type is B negative, his “skin texture is
Caucasian”, he is a “Nordic-type” and “most likely between
the ages of twenty-five and thirty-five.” (Hutchinson for
Murder One)
• Starsky weighs one hundred and sixty-five pounds. (Omaha
Tiger)
• Starsky is left-handed. (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead,
Discomania, various)
• At the time of Nick Starsky’s visit, Starsky is a few
years older than twenty-eight. At the time of their
interview with Blaze, Starsky is thirty-six or younger.
Starsky is a little bit older than Hutch. (Starsky’s
Brother, Targets, Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
• Hutch’s hair is naturally blond. (Death in a Different
Place, Starsky and Hutch are Guilty)
• Hutch “bathes regularly,” so says Starsky. (Murder at
Sea)
• Starsky smells of sandalwood, so says Rosey. (Rosey
Malone)
• Starsky’s body is “firm and irresistible,” so says Hutch.
(Heavyweight)