JOBS AND CRIMINAL NICHES

“Why couldn’t you guys have been dentists or something?” (Photo Finish)


Starsky and Hutch in different professions, not including undercover work
• Starsky and Hutch’s arresting officer asks if they are comedians. (Bait)
• "You're a big comedian, right?" Frankie asks Starsky. (Pilot)
• After the mime act, Starsky asks Hutch if he had ever considered going into the movies. (Velvet Jungle)
• Beam suggests they should be demonologists. Starsky tells Hutch, “See, I told you we were in the wrong business.” (Terror on the Docks)
• Dobey says of Starsky not being with Rosey, “Unless he’s playing store clerk…” Hutch replies, “He’s been known to do worse.” (Rosey Malone)
• Emily tells Don Widdicombe about Starsky, “I thought he was a photographer.” (Blindfold)
• Sharman asks if Starsky is Mother Cabrini. (Running)
• Sharman asks if Starsky is a male nurse. (Running)
• Starsky asks Hutch if he “has ever thought of opening up an escort service,” regarding Mrs. McMillan. (Deadly Imposter)
• Officer Harding asks Hutch if he and Starsky are going undercover at Fever as parking attendants. (Discomania)
• Hutch comments about police work being a macho power trip. He says it is “not my cup of tea.” (Partners)
• Hutch suggests to Laura Kanen he could become a go cart mechanic, a sushi chef or a ballerina, rather than a cop. (Deckwatch)
• Hutch says, “Do you know how much a plumber makes in a year?” Starsky replies, “More than a cop, that’s for sure.” (Class in Crime)
• Hutch suggests Starsky become a waiter. “Throw a towel over your arm and learn how to bow from the waist.” (Photo Finish)
• Hutch tells Starsky he can’t afford the car, and Starsky says, “If I were a plumber, I could.” (Class in Crime)
• Hutch says, "I'm starting to feel like a night watchman." (Silence)
• Dobey asks Hutch, "What are you? The town crier?" (Savage Sunday)
• Marcy complains, “Why couldn’t you guys have been dentists or something?” (Photo Finish)
• Marianne Tustin asks Starsky if he is a doorman. (Tap Dancing)
• Seeds tells Starsky his occult business has put his bank account in six figures. “How are you doing?” he asks Starsky. (Vampire)
• Starsky comments, after hearing Hutch tell him of the punk rock fashion designer, “We’re in the wrong business.” (Cover Girl)
• Starsky poses as a pizza delivery man. (Jojo)
• Starsky tells Red Hot Pants he works in the same shoe store as Michelle Brady’s brother. (Discomania)
• Starsky tells Rosey he is a masseuse. (Rosey Malone)
• Starsky tells Rosey he works for the Guinness Book of Records. (Rosey Malone)
• Starsky tells Willy it was to either be a cop or “work in my uncle’s deli” (Moonshine)
• Starsky’s girlfriend asks if he is a doctor. (Class in Crime)
• Starsky’s girlfriend asks if he works for Roto Rooter. (Class in Crime)
• Starsky tells Rosey he is a dentist. (Rosey Malone)
• Hutch asks Starsky, "What are you doing? Going into the shoe business." After seeing Louise, Hutch suggests, "an exterminating business, one by one." (Hutchinson for Murder One)

Lawyers
• Bill Goodson, works with Chambers (Rosey Malone)
• City Attorney Collins (Pariah)
• D.A. Coleman, works with Mello (Death Ride)
• D.A. Henderson, Patricia Talbert’s lover and professor (Pilot)
• D.A. “Stan” Stanton, pressures Hutch (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
• D.A. Sharon Freemont, sets up Starsky and Hutch (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• D.A. Arnold Rich, agrees to really push for Biggs’ charge (Strange Justice)
• D.A. Frank, Sims’ boss (Nightmare)
• Gesslin, McClellan’s lawyer (Targets 1)
• Eric Ronstan, Sr., father to the flasher (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• D.A. Jason Sims, gets Manning and Lewis off (Nightmare)
• Ed Chambers, works with Goodson (Rosey Malone)
• Deputy D.A. Clayburn, sneaky SOB (Targets 1, Targets 2, Targets 3)
• Francis Bacon Stockwood, Amboy’s lawyer (Bust Amboy)
• Victor Gerald, Frank Stryker’s lawyer (Starsky’s Brother)
• Judge Homer Carvel, springs Don Widdicombe (Blindfold)
• James Balford, Humphries’s lawyer (Survival)
• Jonathan Wells, won’t give Hutch information (Sweet Revenge)
• Judge Arlen B. Yager, sentences Marcus (Bloodbath)
• Judge Belin, Hutch calls her “sir” (Targets 1)
• Judge Miller, Dobey calls for bench warrant for Clayburn (Targets 3)
• Judge Carter, lets off Paul Willits (Committee)
• Judge Ray McClellen, crooked (Targets 1, Targets 2, Targets 3)
• Mr. Goring, Danner’s lawyer, gets Shockley off (Bait)
• Samuel Garner, kidnapped (Committee)
• Kelley (Sweet Revenge)
• Hodson (Sweet Revenge)

Nurses
• “Nurse” Hansen (Murder Ward)
• Nurse “Vampire” (Texas Longhorn)
• Nurse Bartlett (Plague)
• Nurse Bonnie Ackerman (Partners)
• Nurse F. Bycroft (Murder Ward)
• Nurse Connery (Playboy Island)
• Nurse Cathy Corbett (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Nurse Phillips (Partners)
• Nurse Hall (Plague)
• Nurse Harmon (Fatal Charm)
• Nurse Jackson (Murder Ward)
• Nurse Marsha Henry (Partners)
• Nurse O’Toole (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
• Nurse Switek (Murder Ward)
• Nurse Webster (Plague)
• Diana Stiles, R.A. is on Jane Hutton’s name tag when she is dressed as a nurse. (Murder Ward)
• Miss Denton, R.A. on name tag (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Sharman calls Starsky “some kind of a male nurse” (Running)

Barons
• Black Baron is Huggy’s friend. (Set-Up)
• Charles Baron, a Grand Jury witness, is beaten to death. (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
• Baron is the name of guard distracted by Big Green Voodoo Bird of Death. (Playboy Island)
• The Baron is the international jewel thief. (Dandruff)
• Baron is the name of the man in woman’s bathtub. (Dandruff)
• The Red Baron takes a parakeet up with him in airplane, says Starsky. (Bounty Hunter)
• The Red Baron is Herman’s nickname. (Bounty Hunter)

Bartenders, waiters and waitresses
• Huggy (various)
• Diane (various)
• Ben Meadows (Moonshine)
• Bessinger (Silence)
• Roy (Little Girl Lost)
• Al (Heroes)
• the Baron (Dandruff)
• Miguelito (Velvet Jungle)
• Olivia (Losing Streak)
• Stella (Jojo)
• Wang (Iron Mike)
• Sally Hagen (Specialist)
• Anita (Game)
• Tory (Action)
• Paul (Bust Amboy)
• Rogier (Bust Amboy)
• Ray (Silence)
• Rudy (Moonshine)
• Murph (Death in a Different Place)
• Murray (Losing Streak)
• Train (Manchild on the Streets)
• Mandy (Bounty Hunter)
• Steve (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
• Tory (Action)
• Trish (Starsky’s Brother)

Thugs and hired muscle
• Al (Starsky’s Brother)
• Alex Bates (Targets 1, Targets 2, Targets 3, Sweet Revenge)
• Bellamy (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Berl (Heavyweight)
• Big Red McGee (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
• Billy (Bait)
• Billy (Kill Huggy Bear)
• Boyle (Hutchinson for Murder One)
• Boyle (Lady Blue)
• Cabot (Survival)
• Cardwell (Hutchinson for Murder One)
• Casey O’Brien (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
• Chuckles (Bust Amboy)
• Coney (Fix)
• Conrad (Hostages)
• Crenshaw (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• Cronin (Death Notice)
• Cruiser (Heavyweight)
• Cubby (Starsky’s Brother)
• Damon (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
• David Delano (Trap)
• Deeks (Death Ride)
• Denny (Bust Amboy)
• Dinty (Dandruff)
• Dixie (Jojo)
• Dolphin (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
• Eddie (Action)
• Edward Crown (Snowstorm)
• Ellis (Dandruff)
• Engie (Action)
• Ernie Lemke (Losing Streak)
• Evans (Gillian)
• Fingers (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
• Frank (Death Notice)
• Freddie (Snowstorm)
• Gibson (Hostages)
• Gino Lundo (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
• Goose (Bust Amboy)
• Gordon Foote (Losing Streak)
• Harvey (Lady Blue)
• Itchy (Bust Amboy)
• Jake (Starsky’s Brother)
• Jerry (Terror on the Docks)
• Jim (Plague)
• Jimmy Lucas (Birds of a Feather)
• John Carelli (Foxy Lady)
• John Slow (Lady Blue)
• Johnny Lonigan (Iron Mike)
• Jojo Forentic (Jojo)
• Joseph (Pilot)
• Junior (Heavyweight)
• Kim (Silence)
• Lenny (Action)
• Leo (Texas Longhorn)
• Lou Posey (Death Notice)
• Luke (Bloodbath)
• Marty (Plague)
• Marty (Targets 3)
• Marty (Texas Longhorn)
• Marty Crandell (Snowstorm)
• Marty Pommier (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• Matthew (Bloodbath)
• Momo, Skinny (Iron Mike)
• Monk (Fix)
• Moon (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
• Mousy Loomis (Nightmare)
• Nick Manning (Nightmare)
• Nick Starsky (Starsky’s Brother)
• Norris (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• Peter (Bloodbath)
• Ritlan (Lady Blue)
• Rodgers (Snowstorm)
• Sam (Kill Huggy Bear)
• Sam (Lady Blue)
• Sam Eberly (Action)
• Shockley (Bait)
• Sonny Watson (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
• Sour Joe (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
• Sugar (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
• Ted Banks (Terror on the Docks)
• Thomas (Sweet Revenge)
• Thorn (Death Ride)
• Tobin (Hostages)
• Tom (Fix)
• Touhy (Lady Blue)
• Trayman (Trap)
• Victor (Starsky’s Brother)
• Wally (Terror on the Docks)
• Yank (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)

Flashers
• Bob (Vendetta)
• Amboy (Bust Amboy)
• Ronstan, Jr. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)

Butlers
• Harvey (Photo Finish)
• Thomas (Sweet Revenge)

Musicians
• Spaceman Sam Carter (Losing Streak)
• Vic Rankin (Losing Streak)
• Belinda Williams (Losing Streak)
• Toby (Losing Streak)
• Angel (Texas Longhorn)
• Lionel (Targets 1)
• Sugar (Death in a Different Place)
• Marianne Owens (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
• Chicky (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
• Sue Ann (Long Walk)
• Hutch (Long Walk, Moonshine)
• Scoot Jackson (Collector)
• Lee Bristol (Collector)

Blackmailers
• Eric Snow (Murder at Sea)
• Switek (Murder Ward)
• Judge Ray McClellan (Targets 1,Targets 2,Targets 3)
• Laura Lonigan (Iron Mike)
• Lola Turkel (Bounty Hunter)
• Bo Rile (Bounty Hunter)
• Jack Morgan (Class in Crime)
• Allen Richards (Class in Crime)
• A.C. Chambers (Tap Dancing)
• Carl Starger (Tap Dancing)
• Marsha Sterns (Tap Dancing)
• Helena (Velvet Jungle)
• Karen (Targets 2)
• Fargo (Committee)
• Rodell (Satan’s Witches)
• Jerry Neilan (Death Notice)
• Kathi Carmer (Death Notice)
• Anthony Reuben (Birds of a Feather)
• D.A. Sharon Freemont (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Nick Turner (Death in a Different Place)

Janitors
• One is on a ladder painting above Dobey’s door. (Rosey Malone)
• Janitors are painting the squad room. (Sweet Revenge)
• Smitty sells Starsky’s book to Vern and Ella. (Running)
• Maggie buys Lisa’s clothes. (Foxy Lady)
• Karen dresses as a fake janitor. (Targets 3)
• Starsky and Hutch dress as janitors. (Starsky and Hutch are Guilty)
• One is washing the windows at Metro. (Vendetta)
• A janitor is painting above Dobey's door. (Rosey Malone)

Doctors
• “Dr. Bear, call your service, Dr. Bear.” (Partners)
• "Dr. Huggy Bear is on tour with the cure." (Terror on the Docks)
• “Dr. Merle,” his fixing Hutch’s car is “like going to a brain surgeon with a case of athletes’ foot.” (Bloodbath)
• “Dr. David ‘I’m no shrink’ Starsky” (Fatal Charm)
• “Dr. David ‘if my name had started with an a’ Starsky” (Specialist)
• “Dr. Blue,” named used in security alert (Las Vegas Strangler)
• “Dr.George Stegner,” Nash’s “brother-in-law” (Set-Up)
• “Dr. Jekyll” (Murder Ward)
• Dr. Badham, heard on hospital PA (Plague)
• Dr. Cabe (Lady Blue)
• Dr. Cheryl Jennings (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Dr. Cleveland (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Dr. Cooper, Dr. Meredith asks a nurse to bring a test tube to him (Plague)
• Dr. Dan (Specialist)
• Dr. Dan, Medical Examiner, “will fill you in after the post” (Texas Longhorn)
• Dr. Russ Delaney, Medical Examiner, at Palmer’s site (Avenger)
• Dr. Donahue, heard hospital PA (Plague, Game)
• Dr. Franklin, Starsky’s doctor (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Dr. Fred, Medical Examiner at Elaine Stroud’s site (Jojo)
• Dr. Gary, heard hospital PA (Blindfold)
• Dr. Ginny Simpson, Medical Examiner (Velvet Jungle, Death in a Different Place, Heroes)
• Dr. Greene, Starsky and Hutch’s doctor (Partners)
• Dr. Hank Wachman, psychologist or psychiatrist Starsky, Hutch and Nash talk to (Set-Up)
• Dr. Harriman, Kate’s doctor (Cover Girl)
• Dr. Holmby, Mrs. Greene’s doctor (Black and Blue)
• Dr. Hyatt, heard hospital PA (Partners)
• Dr. Jake, Medical Examiner (Texas Longhorn)
• Dr. Jonas Tishaun, dead doctor who studied the plague (Plague)
• Dr. Judith Kaufman, D.C., doctor on the plague case (Plague)
• Dr. Magic Minnie. Huggy says she is a witch doctor. (Playboy Island)
• Dr. Marr, his name is heard on the hospital PA (Plague, Black and Blue)
• Dr. Martin, heard on hospital PA (Plague)
• Dr. Matwick, doctor at Cabrillo (Murder Ward)
• Dr. Melford, Commander Jim’s doctor (Lady Blue)
• Dr. Meredith, D.C., doctor on the plague case (Plague)
• Dr. Morgan, Medical Examiner, ID’s Hutch’s forensics (Hutchinson for Murder One)
• Dr. Phillips, heard on hospital PA (Plague)
• Dr. Quo, Terry Roberts’ doctor (Starsky’s Lady)
• Dr. Rafferty, the Friendly Credit Dentist (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
• Dr. Redfield, heard on hospital PA (Plague, Black and Blue)
• Dr. Ridgeway, heard on hospital PA (Dandruff)
• Dr. Rustin, heard mentioned on the television (Strange Justice)
• Dr. Sammie Mason, doctor living at Walters’ house (Manchild on the Streets)
• Dr. Seims, doctor who treats Jack (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Dr. Smith, heard on hospital PA (Plague)
• Dr. Tom, Assistant Coroner or mabe just a Crime Lab boy, at Emma Lou’s site (Texas Longhorn)
• Dr. Carboni, studies the body of O’Connor (Quadromania)

Fences
• Herman aka The Red Baron (Bounty Hunter)
• Wheeler (Hutchinson for Murder One)
• Fat Rolly (Pilot, Texas Longhorn)
• Packrat (Running)
• Lenny the Glass Eye (Pilot)
• Lucky (Heavyweight, Survival, Vendetta)
• Pinky (Blindfold)
• Sam (Lady Blue)
• Wheeler (Hutchinson for Murder One)
• Ezra Beam (Terror on the Docks)
• Sam the Greek (Nightmare)
• Harry Trask (Survival)

Rapists
• Bennett (Strange Justice)
• Lenny Biggs (Strange Justice)
• Little Huey Chaco (Texas Longhorn)
• Marty Crandell (Snowstorm)
• Jojo Forentic (Jojo)
• John Brown Harris (Texas Longhorn)
• John Lewis Manning (Nightmare)
• Tommy Marlowe (Vendetta)
• Harvey Prideman (Strange Justice)
• Slade (Vampire)
• Artie Solkin (Vendetta)
• Paul H. Willits (Committee)

Auto insurance scam guys
• Larry the Fall Guy (Heroes)
• Claude Burger (Jojo)

Mob bosses
• Al Grossman (Gillian)
• Amboy (Bust Amboy)
• Andrew Mello (Death Ride)
• Anthony Reuben (Birds of a Feather)
• Bad Dad Watson (Huggy Bear and the Turkey)
• Ben Forest (Fix)
• Joe Durniak (Set-Up)
• Clay Zachary (Foxy Lady)
• Crazy Joey Fortune (Murder at Sea)
• Danner (Bait)
• Gesslin (Targets 1)
• Frank Malone (Rosey Malone)
• Frank Stryker (Starsky’s Brother)
• Frank Tallman (Pilot)
• Gus Patches (Murder at Sea)
• Gus Traynor (Murder at Sea)
• Haley Gavin (Heavyweight)
• James Gunther (Sweet Revenge)
• Johnny Doors (Playboy Island)
• Joseph Fitch (Ballad for a Blue Lady)
• Josie “the N” Noland (Action)
• Kester (Death Ride)
• Long Oscar Nash (Murder at Sea)
• Lou Malinda (Kill Huggy Bear)
• Marty Simon (Murder at Sea)
• Nate Garvin (Deadly Imposter)
• Nick Dombarris (Jojo)
• Nicky Cairo (Murder at Sea)
• Olga and Al Grossman (Gillian)
• Patsy Cairo (Murder at Sea)
• Roper (Plague)
• Mr. Springer (Foxy Lady)
• Avery Schiller (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
• Solenko (Lady Blue)
• Stern (Plague)
• Stryker (Snowstorm)
• Frank Stryker (Starsky’s Brother)
• Su Long (Pariah)
• Vic Monte (Shootout)

Drug pushers and dealers
• Milty (Savage Sunday)
• Vic Bellamy (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Cecil (Pariah)
• Jerry Jennings (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Karl Regan (Heroes)
• Connie (Bait)
• Stoney Black (Bloodbath)
• Orrin Lawford (Death in a Different Place)
• Alec Corday (Death in a Different Place)
• Danny Deveen (Quadromania)
• Max Frost (Fatal Charm)
• Regan (Heroes)
• Eddie Moore (Bait)
• Nate Garvin (Deadly Imposter)
• Harvey Russo (Deadly Imposter)
• Eddie Lobo (Heroes)
• Rex Woods (Bloodbath)
• Nick Dombarris (Jojo)
• Moore (Lady Blue)
• Walters (Iron Mike)
• Cheryl Waite (Lady Blue)
• Roxy (Heroes)
• Walters (Iron Mike)
• Albert J. Wedell (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Paul Rizzo (Heroes)

Union leaders
• Teddy Carnowski (Murder at Sea)
• Harry Marcartur (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)

Safe crackers
• Herman Bessinger (Silence)
• Lenny “the Torch” Torkel (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
• Kenny and Don Widdicombe (Blindfold)

Pimps
• Olga Grossman (Gillian)
• Al Grossman (Gillian)
• Connie (Bait)
• Nikki (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Belle Kates (Hostages)
• Billy Chartreuse (Vendetta)
• Janos Martini (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Hutch asks Huggy, “Who’d ever think of looking for a pimp on a motor scooter?” (Iron Mike)

Sneaky hotel desk attendants with names
• Mr. Orrin Lawford, the custard-eating attendant. (Death in a Different Place)
• J.J. at the Eugene is the snitch for Duran and Flent. (Little Girl Lost)
• Monty Voorhees at the Palm Crest, peanut eating geek, snitches for who he thinks is Konig. (Bounty Hunter)
• Ernie Silvers is Starsky’s “pet rattlesnake.” (Game)

Religious figures
• “Father” Jonas, fake Catholic priest (Little Girl Lost)
• Father Delacourt, Catholic priest (Terror on the Docks)
• Papa Theodore, voodoo bokor (Playboy Island)
• Beam, leader of witch congregation (Terror on the Docks)
• Father Ignatius, real one is dead, has an imposter (Silence)
• “A freakin’ prophet” is what Deek looked like at the time of his arrest. (Murder Ward)
• “Sister” Magda, a prostitute (Plague)
• Rodell, leader of Satanic cult (Satan’s Witches)
• Seeds, leader of vampire cult (Vampire)
• Simon Marcus, leader of cult, reporter calls him “a guru.” (Bloodbath)
• Sister Theresa-Margaret, abusive nun at Sisters of Hope Convent in San Francisco (Collector)
• “Sister” Wally Stone, dressed as nun (Murder on Stage 17)
• “Father Merle” as Hutch says Starsky makes Merle’s Custom Car Cult “sound like a religion.” (Jojo)
• A seen but unnamed priest marries “Thorne” and Charlotte. (Playboy Island)
• Elaine tells Nick Dombarris, “I didn’t expect for you to be a priest while I was in…” (Jojo)
• Buzzy tells Tommy there had better be a priest available Saturday night as Hammer is going to need last rites. (Golden Angel)
• Sharman asks Starsky if he is Mother Cabrini. (Running)

Secretaries with names
• Miss Forsyth is Henderson’s secretary. (Pilot)
• Molly works at Brooks. (Jojo)
• Nancy is Clayburn’s secretary. (Targets 1)
• Nancy is Lola Turkel’s secretary. (Bounty Hunter)
• Eleanor is the mayor’s secretary. (Targets 3)
• Angie is Mr. Thistleman's secretary at the bank. (Set-Up)
• Nancy Blake is Andy Wilkins’ secretary. (Terror on the Docks)
• Gloria is Anthony Reuben’s’ secretary. (Birds of a Feather)

Bookies
• Ed (Savage Sunday)
• Marty (Savage Sunday)
• John-John the Apple (Collector)
• Ray Shelby (Rosey Malone)
• Emile Parouch (Deadly Imposter)
• Big Benny (Plague)
• Huggy Bear (Texas Longhorn, Omaha Tiger)

Working girls and boys
• Blondie (Pilot)
• Cadillac, big black beautiful with all the extras (Bait)
• Carla Iverson (Survival)
• Carl Starger (Tap Dancing)
• Chevys, three white almost like new (Bait)
• Ethel (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• Judith Coppett (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Gillian (Gillian)
• a brown Jag (Bait)
• Hungry Momma (Set-Up)
• Honorable Jonathan Welles, “Now I know that the high priced ones can also wear three piece suits,” says Hutch. (Sweet Revenge)
• Joy (Gillian)
• Marsha Stearns (Tap Dancing)
• Kate (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• LaVerne (Death in a Different Place)
• Lily (Murder at Sea)
• Lonnie (Huggy Can’t Go Home)
• Maxine (Death in a Different Place)
• Mickey (Bust Amboy)
• Monique (Quadromania)
• Nikki (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Orange (Running, Losing Streak)
• Sister Magda (Plague)
• Roxy (Heroes)
• Joanne Stockwood (Bait)
• Sweet Alice (Hostages, A Coffin for Starsky)
• Triumph, a brand new ’61 (Bait)
• Nick Turner (Death in a Different Place)
• Belinda Williams (Losing Streak)

Employed dancers with names
• Kathi Carmer (Death Notice)
• Cherry (Death Notice)
• Cindy (Lady Blue)
• Kathy (Targets 1)
• Linda (Targets 1)
• Helen Davvison (Lady Blue)
• Carol (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Carl Starger (Tap Dancing)
• Marsha Stearns (Tap Dancing)
• Denise Girard (Bounty Hunter)
• Gloria (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Francine (Death Notice)
• Anna Akhanatova (Body Worth Guarding)
• Masha Barovika (Body Worth Guarding)
• Ginger (Death Notice)
• Linda Offenbecker (Vampire)
• Sally Ann Sloan (Savage Sunday)
• Sonia (Death Notice)
• Taffy (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Iris Thayer (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Rita (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Susan (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Arlene (Starsky vs. Hutch)
• Sharon Flint (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Karen (Lady Blue)
• Vicky (Las Vegas Stranger)
• Gretchen (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Glenda Hollander (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Tracy (Las Vegas Strangler)
• “Yourself” is what Hutch calls her, is Nina in the credits (Bounty Hunter)

Snitches and informants
• Ace (Las Vegas Strangler)
• Al, despite his statement he is “no snitch and you know it, Starsky.” (Heroes)
• Archie (Hutchinson for Murder One)
• Johnny Bates (Targets 1)
• Ezra Beam (Terror on the Docks)
• Benny (Fatal Charm)
• Bennie (Hutchinson for Murder One)
• Chicky (Deckwatch)
• Marsellus Cobb (Strange Justice)
• Matt Coyle (Iron Mike)
• Crandell (Snowstorm)
• Cubby (Starsky’s Brother)
• Fat Rolly (Pilot, Texas Longhorn)
• Freddie (Starsky’s Lady)
• Frisco Fats (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• Huey (Savage Sunday)
• Huggy (various)
• Rupert Jones (Targets 1)
• Lindsay (Cover Girl)
• Mickey (Fix)
• Miguelito calls Starsky “Senior Snitch” (Velvet Jungle)
• Murph (Death in a Different Place)
• Oscar Newton (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Orange (Running, Losing Streak)
• Palmer (Birds of a Feather)
• Jack Parker (Groupie)
• Polly (Lady Blue)
• Lou Scobie (Survival)
• Ramon (Velvet Jungle)
• Ernie Silver (Game)
• Lionel Rigger (Targets 1)
• Sneaky Regan (Targets 1)
• Sweet Alice (A Coffin For Starsky, Hostages)
• Tony (Savage Sunday)

Racehorses
• Amnesiac (Action)
• Bangor (Savage Sunday)
• Best Gal (Texas Longhorn)
• Cool Jazz (Heroes)
• Dusty (Action)
• Expensive Girl (Heroes)
• Fire Foot (Heroes)
• Foolish Pride (Heroes, Savage Sunday)
• Hopeful (Action)
• King Bangor (Heroes)
• Pan Hand (Heroes)
• Proud Moment (Action)
• Salty Babe (Action)

Car Salespeople
• Zack Tyler (Texas Longhorn)
• Caitlin (Class in Crime)
• Jack Morgan (Class in Crime)
• Sam the Greek (Nightmare)
• Merle the Earl (Jojo, Game, Bloodbath)
• Allen Richards (Class in Crime)
• Wally (Lady Blue)

Reporters
• “Helen Carnahan,” Phoenix Sun (Murder at Sea)
• Chris Phelps, Daily Chronicle (Heroes)
• D. Shehan, staff writer for Deek article (Murder Ward)
• Jane Hutton, Daily Chronicle (Murder Ward)
• Jimmy (Golden Angel)
• John Reinhart, Managing Editor of News World Magazine (Photo Finish)
• Miss Sutton, Channel 6 or 7, depending on whether you look at the sign in front, the studio camera or listen to Edith on the phone (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• Nacy Courey, staff writer for Matwick article (Murder Ward)
• Rafael Hernandez, staff writer for Matwick article (Murder Ward)
• Ron Anderson, staff writer for Deek article (Murder Ward)
• Stu Basset, Daily Chronicle (Foxy Lady)
• William Bailey (Starsky vs. Hutch)

Hit men/women
• Greta Wren/Dora Pruitt (Photo Finish)
• Angel of Death, Walter Allen (Cover Girl)
• Canelli (Pilot)
• Eddie Carlyle (Ninety Pounds of Trouble)
• Jimmy Lucas (Birds of a Feather)
• Joey Martin (Shootout)
• John Colby (Deadly Imposter)
• Joshua Gage (Class in Crime)
• Karen (Targets 3)
• Roy Slater (Survival)
• Soldier (Targets 1, Targets 3)
• Thomas Callendar (Plague)
• Tom Lockly (Shootout)
• Zane (Pilot)

Professors
• “Professor Nutty Putty,” famous Wally Stone character (Murder on Stage 17)
• Professor Andrew Balenger (Pilot)
• Professor Bertold (Class in Crime)
• Professor Charles Orme (Pilot)
• Professor (DA) Henderson, Patricia has put a little heart in place of the “o” in his name on her class list, perhaps this should be Hutch’s first clue? (Pilot)
• Professor Jennings (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Professor Joshua Gage (Class in Crime)
• Professor Linda Codes (Pilot)
• The Professor, gambling expert (Action)
• The Professor, the drug buy connection of Amboy’s (Bust Amboy)

Schoolteachers
• Peter Whitelaw (Death in a Different Place)
• Carol Wade (Crying Child)
• Mrs. Andrews (Class in Crime)
• Terry Roberts (Starsky’s Lady)
• Mr. Felix McMillan (Deadly Imposter)
• Mr. David Starsky, as he attends to his bar class, extracting information (Pilot, Heroes)

People who work at Huggy Bears/the Pits
• Angie (Kill Huggy Bear, Deadly Imposter)
• B, Huggy refers to Angie this way, perhaps referring to his last name. (Deadly Imposter)
• Diane (Savage Sunday, Bait, Deadly Imposter, Kill Huggy Bear, Death Ride, Fix)
• Anita (Game)
• Charlie (Pilot)
• young, long-haired Asian woman who comes to Starsky and Hutch’s parties (Kill Huggy Bear, Deadly Imposter)
• Jeanie Walton, for a while (Fix)

Councilmen
• Gillian has sex with one at the massage parlor. (Gillian)
• Councilman Brown eats lunch at the old folks’ home. (Savage Sunday)
• Dobey talks to two of them on the phone regarding the busted bust. (Jojo)

Shoeshine men and women
• Smitty, deaf (Survival)
• Pepper (Gillian, Losing Streak)
• unnamed deaf man (Bait)
• Big Benny (Plague)

Guys with nylon stockings over their heads
• Ruby Solenko and friends (Lady Blue)
• Dewey Hughes (Kill Huggy Bear)
• Vic Bellamy (A Coffin for Starsky)
• Huggy mentions his attackers have them. (Starsky’s Lady)

Weird-eye guys
• Guybo, in a trance, says, “The hollowed-eye one with the black cape…” (Vampire)
• Harry says the two guys that killed Lonely had weird eyes. (Gillian)
• Monique tells Starsky and Hutch, “Harry’s eyes are strange, cold.” (Avenger)
• Several people said Anton had weird eyes. (Death Notice)
• Starsky tells Hutch there is a man in the lobby with “darty eyes.” (Dandruff)
• Tommy “the Lightbulb” Marlowe has odd eyes. (Vendetta)

Unfortunate 19-year olds
• Patricia Talbert (Pilot)
• Gary Prudholm (Pariah)
• Theresa DeFusto’s little brother (Shootout)
• Harry Sample’s victim in a coma (Shootout)
• Lisa Graham, according to Sims, not candles on cake (Nightmare)
• Tommy Marlowe, just graduated from high school, missing six months (Vendetta)

Sizeable husbands and boyfriends as impediments to Starsky and Hutch’s sex life
• Lizzie Thorpe’s husband is “eight feet tall.” (Discomania)
• Ginger’s boyfriend is 6’4,” 235 pounds, and no Starsky, he hasn’t slowed down. (Death Notice)
• Carhop’s boyfriend has an “8 X 10 glossy of her 6’2” boyfriend.” (Silence)

Short people
• “pint-sized goon...little Ernie Lemke" (Losing Streak)
• Big Benny, shoeshine guy (Plague)
• Doodle Town People (Nightmare)
• Ezra Beam (Terror on the Docks)
• John John the Apple (Collector)
• Judith (Discomania)
• Lou Scobie (Survival)
• Maxie Malone (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• "that little guy, Oscar Newton" (Starsky and Hutch are Guilty)
• Mickey (Bust Amboy)
• Mickey (Fix)
• Milty (Savage Sunday)
• Philippe (Playboy Island)
• Ralph (Heavyweight)
• Supergnat (Vampire)
• wrestling midgets (Omaha Tiger)
• "the very small jockey" Hutch suggests as a test for Soon Henry (Omaha Tiger)

Scouts
• Billy was youngest Eagle Scout in Illinois in 1965. (Terror on the Docks)
• Hutch mentions he was a Cub Scout. (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• Hutch mentions he was a Sea Scout. (Murder at Sea)
• Starsky mentions his Cub Scout knife. (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• Starsky tells Hobart he “couldn’t get into a Girl Scout picnic with a basketful of brownies.” (Action)
• Starsky and Hutch each promise each other “Scouts’ Honor,” though Starsky breaks his, and Hutch gives the wrong number of fingers. (Blindfold)
• The nurse gives “Dr. Baron” Scouts’ Honor salute. (Dandruff)
• Starsky asks Doors, “If you’re such a Boy Scout…” (Playboy Island)

Dispatchers
• Starsky and Hutch have the only one male legitimate one. (Pilot)
• Officer Jamieson calls into a male dispatcher. (Terror on the Docks)
• Starsky and Hutch do not seemed surprised by the fake male dispatcher. (Trap)
• Mildred is the dispatcher’s name. (Survival)
• Pamela Sue is the dispatcher at the hospital. (Game)

Altar boys
• Jack Cunningham was an altar boy. (Collector)
• Hutch asks if four cultists are Rodell’s altar boys. (Satan’s Witches)

Car mechanics
• Ted (Savage Sunday)
• Charlie Sireen (Psychic)
• Sneaky Pete (Lady Blue)
• Merle the Earl (Bloodbath, Game, Jojo)

Sea farin' men
• Captain La Rue (Murder at Sea)
• Commander Atwater (Murder at Sea)
• Oxey (Murder at Sea)
• John Brown Harris (Texas Longhorn)
• Eric Snow (Murder at Sea)
• Stafford (Murder at Sea)
• Orange is solicited by a sailor (Running)
• Hutch! (Murder at Sea)

Starsky and Hutch's classmates
• Sharman Crane, Starsky (Running)
• Chester Brown, Starsky (Running)
• Vince, Starsky (Running)
• Alice Adams, Starsky (Specialist)
• a boy named Anderson, Starsky (Specialist)
• Jack Mitchell, Hutch (Las Vegas Strangler)
• John Colby, Starsky and Hutch (Deadly Imposter)

Security guards with names
• Andy Wilkins, head of security at Port Authority (Terror on the Docks)
• Bert Regan, former head of security for Thorne Enterprises (Playboy Island)
• Buddy Owens, hotel security (Dandruff)
• Harold, Switzer Protection (Groupie)
• Harry Johnson, Ace Armor (Hostages)
• Jake, warehouse security (Action)
• Jerry Green, Port Authority (Terror on the Docks)
• Lieutenant Anderson, head of security at the airport (Plague)
• Oxey, security guard for Atwater Steamship Company (Murder at Sea)
• Tom Cole, Ace Armor (Hostages)