WHO? OTHERS SAY

"Who are you? The Chief of Police?" (Partners)

Jim Lee, according to Ginger (Death Notice)
• is a former linebacker for the New Orleans Saints
• has a busted-up knee that hurts when it rains
• is 6’4”
• is 235 pounds

Starsky’s assailant, what Starsky can remember (A Coffin For Starsky)
• is white
• is male
• is 35-40 years old
• has a medium build

Eddie Mayer, says Coop (Crying Child)
• is a good driver
• is a bad drunk
• has a black Irish temper
• has a way with the ladies
• really ties one on and then hits on his friends

Nick Hunter, according to witness and Sugar Plum (Death in a Different Place)
• is of medium height
• has black hair
• is male
• is Caucasian
• is a pretty boy who works the street
• is nickel and dime hustler

Joey Martin, according to Hutch (Shootout)
• is a wild man
• is wound up tighter than a drum
• is ready to explode at any moment

Thomas Callendar, according to Starsky and Hutch (Plague)
• is the Prince of Hit Men
• is an international soldier
• is a mercenary
• is a pro
• doesn’t need a war to kill anybody
• travels in Europe a lot with the beautiful people
• isn't retired
• is a millionaire
• is the key to the epidemic
• is tied in with the international syndicate
• shot his way up through the ranks, literally
• Starsky doesn’t know why he came back at all as the authorities have a make on him

Mrs. Stuffy, according to Herbert (Murder at Sea)
• has made the journey 34 times
• resides in an urn
• will become Admiral of the Fleet when passing Ensenada (Murder at Sea)

Alice Adams, according to Starsky (Specialist)
• was 200 pounds in the sixth grade
• had horn-rimmed glasses
• had bad case of acne
• was from the richest family in town
• married a guy named Andersen

Thorne’s lawyer, according to Healey (Murder on Playboy Island)
• was an attorney
• was a crack pilot
• is the inventor of navigational device that was considered foolproof
• died in a small plane that ran straight into a mountain in broad daylight

Benson the cab driver, according to Kingston (Quadromania)
• pulled in at 6:00 AM
• was semi-wasted
• said he hit a dog or something

Patricia Talbert, according to coroner (Pilot)
• is female
• neat little figure, she had
• was two months pregnant
• had no wedding or engagement ring
• is Caucasian
• was nineteen-years old

Anton Rusz, based on four peoples’ description (Death Notice)
• has an accent
• is a medium-type guy
• has light grey hair
• is 5’8
• is 150 pounds
• looks like a refugee
• has little weird eyes
• is chubby
• is fifty-six years old
• respects women
• has a crescent shaped scar on his left cheek
• his wife died last year
• wants U.S. citizenship

Sharon’s on and off again fiancé, George, according to Starsky (Heavyweight)
• is sexy
• is mature
• is an airline pilot
• is a prune

Mister Mills, according to himself (Savage Sunday)
• is a very observant man
• is married
• just had his 15th wedding anniversary
• has an excellent memory
• has a pen
• has a piece of paper

Marty Pommier, according to Dobey (Captain Dobey, You’re Dead)
• is a demolitions expert
• was in the Navy
• worked twelve years as a personal pilot
• is an explosives man

Wally, according to Starsky and Hutch (Lady Blue)
• is a slimy creep
• has bad breath
• gets his kicks out of peeping at women
• his name sounds like a window or wall
• owns a used car lot
• is Fifth Avenue’s brother

Eddie Bell, the Omaha Tiger, according to Starsky (Omaha Tiger)
• is half kid
• is half man
• is half horse
• is likeable
• is hard to figure out where he is coming from
• is all mixed up inside

Saturnino Orestes / Minnie Minoso, according to Starsky (Vendetta)
• started out with Cleveland in ‘49
• switched on and off with the Chi Socks until ‘61
• finished out his career in ’62 with the Cleveland Indians
• had a lifetime batting average of 303

Madeleine, according to Medical Examiner (Deckwatch)
• was a bit actress in New York
• lived at the Marquis Hotel
• ate chow mien
• owns a 2 inch 38 Special

Oscar Newton, according to Starsky (Starsky and Hutch Are Guilty)
• is a junkie
• takes a few tips
• turns over a few hot items
• makes enough to feed his habit
• makes enough to keep off welfare
• is a good snitch

Al Martin, according to himself (Nightmare)
• has two kids in school
• has a wife who thinks he is Santa Claus
• has a plumber who keeps telling him he needs a whole new line to the sewer

The real Father Jonathan Ignatius, according to Dobey (Silence)
• is 180 pounds
• is 6’0
• is seventy-one years old
• just had his birthday

Dimitri Goldberg, according to Starsky (Iron Mike)
• bowls in a league
• is fat
• wears a silver shirt
• is a gourmet
• recommended the Gung Ho
• likes the Moo Shoo Pork when Harry is the cook

Julio Guierrez, according to his boss (Psychic)
• is a drifter
• is a crap shooter
• people were after him
• people gave him a rough time
• hung out at the muffler shop at 8th and Main

Jimmy “Jingo” Shannon, according to Starsky (Vendetta)
• was an Irish kid
• his mother lives in Cleveland
• was seventeen going on one hundred

Honey Williams, according to Nadasy (Vampire)
• was a promising dancer
• was dedicated
• was a genuinely good person

Suzette Clark, according to Dobey (Vampire)
• died by strangulation
• her neck was mangled like somebody chewed it all up
• a sharp two-pronged instrument was driven into her neck after she was dead
• evidence of human saliva was found on the neck
• there was more blood was missing from the body than was accounted for

Charlie Sireen, according to herself (Psychic)
• I ain’t prejudiced
• I’m a mathematician
• I’m really a basketball player in drag
• What ever turns you on, Honey
• is a mechanic

Larry Horvath, according to Father Ignatius (Silence)
• is sweet
• is smiling
• is a kitten lovin’ guy

Haley Gavin, according to Starsky and Hutch (Heavyweight)
• is into shipping
• is into warehousing
• is into trucking
• got himself kicked out of the union
• thinks of himself as a sportsman
• did that waltz routine with the Senate Anti-Crime Sub Committee
• he’s a Burglary Division problem

Mister McMillan, according to his wife (Deadly Imposter)
• was a teacher for 42 years
• taught history at Central High School
• never sold cars

Victor K. Bellamy, according to Starsky and Hutch (A Coffin For Starsky)
• was busted at the University a year ago
• had a suitcase full of Red Devils
• is a pimp
• is a pusher
• committed armed robbery
• is suspected in a couple of homicides
• really, really hates Starsky

Albert J. Wedell, according to Starsky and Hutch (A Coffin For Starsky)
• is caught with six kilos of Mexican Brown Hutch
• is a big dealer
• knows something about chemistry
• promised to waste both Starsky and Hutch
• is a cold, calculating type
• really thought his clients were dirt
• didn’t have time for anybody

Janos P. Martini, according to Starsky and Hutch (A Coffin For Starsky)
• is a good old boy
• used to run a porno studio for the kinky trade
• uses whips and chains
• once beat his girlfriend half to death in front of the camera
• combines business and pleasure

George A. Prudholm, so says the University profiler (Pariah)
• is white
• is male
• is a ex-con
• is from the Atlantic Seaboard
• is in his fifties

Starsky’s assailant isn’t, says Dobey (A Coffin For Starsky)
• short
• black
• fat
• female
• in prison
• in the hospital
• out-of-town

Sulko, according to Merle (Jojo)
• is 6’5
• is a cat with medium brown hair
• is about 40 years old
• drives a chopped, channeled and lowered 1955 Nomad wagon

Jack Mitchell (Las Vegas Strangler)
• knew all four girls intimately
• footprints matching his size at are found at two scenes
• has had strange behavior
• walked away from his residency
• came to Las Vegas and has been a Non-Stop Party
• has been arrested seven times
• stood stark naked on top of Caesar’s Palace Sign
• almost beat a parking lot attendant to death for retuning the wrong change
• has a pathological fear of being alone
• has a penchant for mindless violence